1. What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION
that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast
ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
2. Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2%
eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower.5% go
to sleep. 86% get up and go back home.
3. Why is your dick better than a credit card?
Once spent recharges itself. And if it is
accepted worldwide…you can let your wife use it
as much as she wants.
4. LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbor's son has
a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
5. Women top 5 lies:
a. I am a virgin.
b. It is so big.
c. I can't do that to my best friend.
d. I won't gain weight after marriage
e. I am coming! I am coming!!!
6. Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to
heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight
I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH
GOD! I'M COMING".
7. Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend
say "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
8. MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches
your breast say"DON'T". And if he touches your
pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told
him DON'T STOP!!!!"
9. GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
> 9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
> 7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
> 6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
> 5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
> 4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
> 3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
> 2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
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